So...this happened in my English class.

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the colour red represents in different cultures?

Me: The blood of angry men.

Teacher: Okayyyyy...can anyone tell me what the colour black represents in other cultures?

Me: The dark of ages past.

Teacher: Excuse me, but who are you?

Me: I am 24601!

Teacher: And what exactly ARE you doing?

Me: I'm on my own in this class, ma'am, so I'm just going to sing along with Enjolras.