Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the colour red represents in different cultures?
Me: The blood of angry men.
Teacher: Okayyyyy...can anyone tell me what the colour black represents in other cultures?
Me: The dark of ages past.
Teacher: Excuse me, but who are you?
Me: I am 24601!
Teacher: And what exactly ARE you doing?
Me: I'm on my own in this class, ma'am, so I'm just going to sing along with Enjolras.